Saturday, October 9, 2010

Internet Woes

Blogger changed its photo uploader so that it no longer works with my roundabout methods of China Internet access.  Alas!  I want to show you pictures of Chongqing and Xi'an.  Until I get it figured out, I will distract you with some silly puns I found on

* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

* The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

* What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)

* A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two-tired.

* In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

* With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

* Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

* The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

* You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

* A boiled egg is hard to beat.

* A plateau is a high form of flattery.

* Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Heh heh.  Heh heh heh.


  1. Aahhh! I wanna see the pictures! Alison, do you think it has something to do with whether you are in the 'Blogger in Draft' mode or not?

  2. Alison, go to your settings and choose "old editor" and it will allow you to post pictures using the old tool.

  3. sick, Alison. you have sick humor. ;-)

  4. Glad you enjoyed it! (I am taking your comment as a compliment.)